Royalty

News this week that Wills is to follow in his fathers footsteps and be a half-arsed military man. No action for the Little Willy, just a lot of shiny medals and ribbon cutting.

It seems that William's vow "But the last thing I want to do is be mollycoddled or wrapped up in cotton wool because if I was to join the army I'd want to go where my men went and I'd want to do what they did" has fallen on deaf ears as he is to be mollycoddled and he won't be joining his men on whatever challenging deployment they're given. Little Willy also said “I would not want to be kept back for being precious, or whatever, that's the last thing I'd want. It's the most humiliating thing and it would be something I'd find very awkward to live with being told I couldn't go out there when these guys have got to go out there and do a bad job.” I wonder if he's feeling awkward and humiliated yet?

Slowly..like death in a chinese water torture chamber...I'm being driven insane.

Not only has plasticbaggirl (Kate Middlearth) managed to annoy me to the point I can't see her name without cringing and curling up into a small ball, whilst rocking back and forth sobbing "please no more babykins...please no more babykins" ..but all this talk of an imminent engagement/not-so-imminent-engagement between her and Little Willy is pushing me right to edge.

Ok...it's not very often that someone manages to render me utterly speechless (even if it was only so I guffawed until I needed to pee!)

One of the newer members of the Royal Forum described Kate Middleton as a "diabolical creature. A plastic bag blowing through the streets has more personality".

News yesterday that Big Willy (Prince William for the uninitiated or uninterested) is to don a NBC suit and walk around pretending to know what he's doing.  It's all in aid of Nuclear, biological and chemical warfare training, something that would come in handy considering the family he has.

This weekend saw Chelsy and Prince Charles get friendly at the polo. Harry was playing in aid of his charity Sentebale and managed to raise £15,000 for it and even raise the profile of his girlfriend at the same time. How?

Well enlight of the Windsors going on a cruise I thought I'd make a blog entry!

Here's the link to The Royal Forum:
http://www.theinternetforum.net/royalforum/index.php?topic=18364.new#new

According to The Mirror, Britain's most fascinating family just got even more fascinating. Is it press fanfiction or are they REALLY dysfunctional.

News today that Harry has indeed rented a cottage in Dorset, away from his base at Bovington. It's a no, no apparently.

According to all the tabs (and they should know) the army likes their officers being trained at Bovington to "stay on base". I guess that means Harry's using his position as a prince to break the rules. Funnily enough, that's exactly what the press have concluded.

One of the world's most eligible bachelors...the grandson of the Queen of England...numerous paparazzi following and capturing your every move...a prince no less!!!! You'd think that one of those things would have popped into Prince Harry's mind when he made the decision to pee in a very public place over the weekend.

So now we all know.....

CHELSY DAVY HAS NICE PINS!!!!

Earlier today, in what must be a stroke of unbelieveable psychic ability on her part ~or maybe it was just Stix seeing how predictable the press is~ Stix Chix predicted over at the old Royal Forum, that the press would go mad when they saw a picture of Chelsy at the polo yesterday.

Now the press have stooped to lowest then can go and published pictures of a dying Diana in that fatal car accident in Paris 9 years ago.

What's the real issue? Is it that we are so appalled at the the sight of a much loved women who in only a matter of minutes (hours??) died after that picture was taken? Or is it that we don't want to be confronted with the death of a woman who we all could relate to in some way or another?